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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Trinidadian Cruise














What's really good people.I had the pleasure of working the Trinidadian cruise.I can say this shit was crack(really good for you none Ebonics speaking individuals).There was a bevy of beauties with booties AND THEY WHERE NOT SHY!Everyone enjoyed the Carib rhythms,tropical drinks and cool breezes off the Hudson.The pictures speak for themselves(so does that ugly uniform I had to wear I hate it that security shirt).iI RATE THIS FIVE OUT OF FIVE BRASS KNUCKLES.WOW!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

World Yacht Cruise:Israel 60th anniversary








I STARTED BOUNCING ON THESE WORLD YACHT CRUISES I MANHATTAN.YOU KNOW THE TYPICAL AROUND MANHATTAN ISLAND CRUISE(BOOZE CRUISE MORE LIKE IT).EVERY TIME ITS A DIFFERENT PARTY AND A DIFFERENT CROWD.THIS NIGHT IT WAS AN ISRAEL CROWD CELEBRATING ISRAEL'S 60TH ANNIVERSARY.NEEDLESS TO SAY I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD PARTY LIKE THAT.THEY LOVE RAP IN ISRAEL TOO.THE GIRLS WHERE DOING THERE THING AND LOOKING GOOD BUT THERE WHERE TOO MANY COUPLES(LOVE BOAT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!).FOR A PEOPLE AT WAR(OH SHIT WE'RE AT WAR TOO!)THEY DID THERE THING AND LEFT THERE PROBLEMS ALONE FOR THE NIGHT AT LEAST.SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN JUDAH HE SHOULD ME SOME KRAV MAGA MOVES.KRAV MAGA IS THE MARTIAL ART CREATED BY THE I.D.F(THE ISRAELI ARMY).I RATE THIS 3 OUT OF 5 BRASS KNUCKLES.(TOO MANY COUPLES)

Thursday, February 21, 2008

ARCA LOUNGE WASHINGTON HEIGHTS,N.Y





THIS LITTLE SPOT CALLED ARCA IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS ON BROADWAY IS A WILD PLACE.IT LOOKS QUITE ON THE OUTSIDE BUT INSIDE IT'S LIKE A FUCKING SALOON.THE DRINKS ARE HARD AND THE GIRLS ARE SOFT OR IS THAT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.THEY HAD SOME STRIPPERS UP IN THERE.THE BROADS WHERE COOL.I RATE IT 3 AND A HALF BRASS KNUCKLES OUT OF 5.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

askabouncer cartoon 2(by A.Pollard)

St.Valentines day party 2008 at 809







Valentines day 2008 was cool.I was at my regular spot 809.Valentines day can go either way .It might be too many couples but sometimes there are those chicks that are mad that there man didn't do shit for them and they want to jump off.It was aight.I had to work so me and my wifey didn't do shit, thats life love don't pay the bills.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

FREE SHOT'S FROM DANNY THE BARTENDER













THESE ARE SOME PIX OF A PARTY WHERE DANNY GAVE SOME SHOTS OF TEQUILLA AWAY AND GOT SHIT POPPING.THE LADIES LOVE IT SO ITS ALL GOOD.THIS WAS AT 809 THE OTHER NIGHT.

SAM'S 149TH AND GRANDCONCOURSE





THIS IS A BAR THAT ALSO HAS A SOUL FOOD KITCHEN AND A LOWER LEVEL DANCE FLOOR.THE PLACE WAS NICE BUT IT WAS LIKE TOO MANY WASHED UP WANNA BE THUGS IN THE PLACE.90% OF THE CHICKS WHERE STRAIGHT UP CHICKEN HEADS.I DIDN'T TAKE ANY PIX OF THEM.FOR WHAT?!I TOOK SOME PIX OF SOME DUDES I KNOW AND A COOL CHICK I KNOW.THE BIG DUDE NEXT TO ME IS A BOUNCER I KNOW NAMED RON-DU.HE USE TO GET MONEY IN THIS HUSTLE WE CALL BOUNCING,BUT ONE NIGHT SOME BITCH ASS MOTHER F@#KERS WAITED FOR HIM OUTSIDE THE CLUB AND SHOT HIM IN THE LEG.FUCKED UP BECAUSE HE WORKED AT SOME OF THE WILDEST CLUBS BACK IN THE DAY.THE FEVER,TUNNEL ALL THOSE SPOTS.A TRUE VET.NOW HE GOT THAT BUM LEG HE CAN BARELY GET GIGS.THATS WHY I TELL DUDES WE AIN'T GOT NO HEALTH INSURANCE IN THIS SHIT SO GET MONEY AND MOVE ON TO BETTER THINGS BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY THE CLUBS DON'T GIVE A SHIT.I ALMOST FORGOT I RATE THIS PLACE 2 OUT OF 5 BRASS KNUCKLES.MAYBE IT WAS A BAD NIGHT SO I WILL TRY AGAIN ANOTHER TIME.

GLENROY'S 149TH STREET IN THE BRONX





WELL I'M NOT INTO THE WHOLE IRISH BAR SCENE,BUT I LIKE A GOOD DRINK AND THIS PLACE DID NOT DISAPPOINT ME.THE CROWD WAS AN MID 30'S AFTER WORK TYPE VIBE.LAW ENFORCEMENT WAS IN THE HOUSE HEAVY.EVEN THE CHICKS WHERE ON THE JOB.THERE WHERE SOME CUTIE'S IN THERE BUT I DIDN'T GET TO GET FLICKS WITH MOST OF THEM.HEY FELLAS I'M TRYING MY BEST.LET ME SEE YOU DRINK 10 SHOTS OF HENNESSY AND 5 HIENICKINS AND TAKE GOOD PIX.I GIVE THIS PLACE 3 BRASS KNUCKLES OUT OF 5.

NEW YORK GIANT'S WIN BABY!








WHAT AN EMOTIONAL FUCKING ROLLER COASTER THE SUPER BOWL 42 WAS.I WAS AT 809 WATCHING THE GAME.THEY HAD GIRLS IN LITTLE FOOTBALL JERSEYS FROM BUD LIGHT.FREE BUD LIGHT ALL NIGHT.WOW!BIG ASS PLASMA T.V'S MADE WATCHING THAT GIANT'S 17 TO 14 WIN INSANE.AS A SAT ON THE EDGE OF MY BAR STOOL(WHO EM I KIDDING I STOOD THE WHOLE SECOND HALF) AND WATCHED THE "SUPERNATURAL" CATCH MADE BY TYREE BUD LIGHT IN HAND I KNEW THAT I WOULD NEVER FORGET THIS NIGHT.I CALL THE CATCH THE HEAD BANGER.THE WAY HE CAUGHT IT WITH HIS HELMET WAS SO ILL.I WAS LIKE OH F@^% HE GOT IT.I GOT SOME PIX OF THIS HOLY NIGHT.PATRIOTS DIE SLOW.